Funny Kid Story

[chriscase]

My son and I took a road trip recently.

Since he is 5 years old, he does need periodic "pep" talks about how to behave. One of my phrases to him (to remind him I expect him to behave himself) is "We're not going to have any problems, right?" Typically, there is a reward of some kind for "not having any problems."

So after we check in to the hotel, we are taking the elevator up to our room when a reasonably attactive woman joins us in the elevator. My son is a cute kid, so of course she smiles at him. He looks up at her and says right off the bat, "I'll call you when I have no problems."

Her jaw and mine just about hit the floor. I'm sure in retrospect she has heard this line from guys before, but probably not from a 5 year old.

[LoZz]

rofl

[Perkele]

Pelimies

[.Socrates]

That's great.
internet high five.

[Philos Sophos]

Wow...I want a son like that

[<purplepenguin>]

dude thats hilarious

[Roman Clone]

Reverse pedophilia. This thread pwns the rest.

[Retribution]

Haha >.< Awesome.

[gambit]

:laughing: hahaha thats awesome.

Give your son a high five for me.

[Kamos]

Damn if only I was that smooth with the ladies.

[MattErickson]

Haha, that's great.

[<purplepenguin>]

sooo did he follow up on that

[D.B. Cooper]

Hahahaha.

+rep.

[chriscase]

sooo did he follow up on that

Heh of course not. The next morning he was all over the breakfast buffet and had totally forgotten about her.

[Adhamh Ashashi]

My son and I took a road trip recently.

Since he is 5 years old, he does need periodic "pep" talks about how to behave. One of my phrases to him (to remind him I expect him to behave himself) is "We're not going to have any problems, right?" Typically, there is a reward of some kind for "not having any problems."

So after we check in to the hotel, we are taking the elevator up to our room when a reasonably attactive woman joins us in the elevator. My son is a cute kid, so of course she smiles at him. He looks up at her and says right off the bat, "I'll call you when I have no problems."

Her jaw and mine just about hit the floor. I'm sure in retrospect she has heard this line from guys before, but probably not from a 5 year old.

She loved it.

[Templar Knight]

My son and I took a road trip recently.

Since he is 5 years old, he does need periodic "pep" talks about how to behave. One of my phrases to him (to remind him I expect him to behave himself) is "We're not going to have any problems, right?" Typically, there is a reward of some kind for "not having any problems."

So after we check in to the hotel, we are taking the elevator up to our room when a reasonably attactive woman joins us in the elevator. My son is a cute kid, so of course she smiles at him. He looks up at her and says right off the bat, "I'll call you when I have no problems."

Her jaw and mine just about hit the floor. I'm sure in retrospect she has heard this line from guys before, but probably not from a 5 year old.

rofl

[Cluny the Scourge]

Heh of course not. The next morning he was all over the breakfast buffet and had totally forgotten about her.

That's because he's so smooth and casual about it that he has two dozen ladies' phone numbers stored away in his head already - he can get around to her when it's her turn.

[Serious Spamurai]

Your son is made of good and win.

[Oswald von Wolkenstein]

taking after dear old dad, I take it -- great story.

[The Count(er)]

your kid's getting into this way too early