The Elitist Chat Thread

[Hobbes]

VAPORIZATION

[Leonidas The Lion]

ALL HAIL GORT!



I met a poster from an antique forum
Who said: Two vast and substanceless threads.
Stand in the Curia. Near them, on the sub-forum,
Half sunk, a corrupted visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled avatar, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its user well those roleplay's read
Which yet survive, stamped on these digital things,
The keyboard that mocked them and the troll that fed:
And on the sticky thread these words appear:
"My name is Crandar, king of kings:
Look on my post, ye Haters, and despair!"
Nothing else is posted. Round the corruption
Of that colossal thread, boundless and bare
The lone and level forum stretches far away.

[Derpy Hooves]

Gort writing poetry? Shows that the assimilation process has failed, just as Gort has failed. All over TWC, Gort is making appearances saying that he has won, when in fact he has managed a tactical victory, but the strategic victory will no doubt go to those who resist.

[Sir Adrian]

Vive la resistance. Also, check out my proposal.

[Hobbes]

Your proposal shall be vaporized.

[Derpy Hooves]

After some debate, I hereby find Gort and his cult guilty of HERESY of the most highest kind

[Bethencourt]

Heretic machines? Wrong software design maybe. Or is he just mechanics?

[Omnipotent-Q]

I am grateful omnipotent Gort bots cannot vaporise omnipotent Q's. It's a logical nightmare of sorts!

Woooooooooo!

[Ybbon]

cd /users/Gort
sudo rm -rf *
printf "Bovine Justice - Deus ex-Machina? Deus est Mortuus, Ave Deus Bovine! \n"

[Bethencourt]

Mmmh another couper .At least you have a more intelligent sight, bovine you. What do you want from us?

[Vaðarholmr]

The writing competition has reached it's final stage. All who would like a good read, or have read and really liked one of the entries should go and vote for your favourite.

-Link-

[The Roman Republic]

Did you know that British Pathe have put their entire collection on youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/user/britishpathe/featured

some very interesting clips, I've picked out a few from a very large collection.

Winston Churchill, 90 years

Queens coronation

Impressive smoke screen

Battleships

George the robot (1950)

[mishkin]

Suscribed, thanks.

[Sir Adrian]

Greetings folks, I would like to remind you that the Scriptorium Winter Writing Competition ends tomorrow. Please make sure to go and read them for this is one of the best finals in the contest's history.

Here's an outline of the finalists: a short very amusing story which explains why it is logical to hate humans, an account of the grim realities of life on the soviet-finnish border during the Winter War and the musings of roman philosopher as he lay dying at the hands of Hannibal in a field outside of Rome.

[Finch]

Im back and still alive after the purple wedding bwahahahaha!

[Sir Adrian]

Zombie Joffrey! Zombie Joffery! I'll get the chain-axe.

[Diamat]

Did you just spoil GoT for me?

[Derpy Hooves]

Sorry Diamat, it's not a spoiler if the episode has already been out for a week

[Diamat]

But I always wait until all episodes for the season are released, so I can watch them all at once.

[Ybbon]

I wait for the DVD's of the last series to come out, personally I'm still on series 3 before the red wedding - they'll be on 5 probably by the time I get to series 4.