The Elitist Chat Thread

[Aikanár]

Har, in this case:

Spoiler for farewell and adieu: 

[Ybbon]

Arrgh, permission to board ya scurvy wreck of a ship thar Cap'n Peg Leg Legio? Shiver me hearties and timber me a-starboard or something nautical anyway, I'm a coming aboard anyway!

[Ngugi]

Crew's expanding

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[Legio]

Arrgh, permission to board ya scurvy wreck of a ship thar Cap'n Peg Leg Legio? Shiver me hearties and timber me a-starboard or something nautical anyway, I'm a coming aboard anyway!

Permission grrrrAAAAAANTED, heartybonn.

[Ybbon]

Right, I'll go practice swinging from the rigging with my hook then - all self-respecting pirates swing from the rigging by their hook with a cutlass in their teeth

[Derpy Hooves]

CAP'N LEGIO I have drawn up a map of where we should base our raids. It is a nice place called Bemdurwa. From there we can launch raids all over the sea!

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[Diamat]

We need to invent a cloaking device. Then we can cloak our old-fashioned pirate ship without getting blown out of the water by the US navy. We could launch surprise raids all over the East coast. Man that would be fun.

[Legio]

It's a flying pirate ship that can also turn into a car. Think Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang.

[Ngugi]

Forehead fixed, captain

[Legio]

Ah, you have captured an image of the Good Ship Legio! Do you not stare, taken aback at the majesty of its carved prow?

[General Brewster]

I can be the local Flying Dutchman

[Legio]

That is because we are going to periodically hurl you off the mast in order to test your nickname.

[General Brewster]

and I shall fly away! :ahoy:

[M D]

Cap'n, there seems to be some leaking bilge

[Legio]

OH MY GOD.

What do we do? The 'Ba-Br' volume of my nautical encyclopedia set is missing and I am in a state of total confusion and complete disarray. Advise, me MAJOR. Hoist the mainsail! Fire the guns! Swab the deck!

[M D]

RIGHT YOU LANDLUBBERS, COMMENCE SWABBIN'

[General Brewster]

Cap'en I shall deliver myself to the rum hole and stay there till bootsman major as cleaned the deck of decks.

[Legio]

No rum for you lest you be consigned to the poop deck...!

[General Brewster]

[Ngugi]

I didn't sign up for this S



But then again I didn't sign up to begin with but was shanghaied