The Elitist Chat Thread

[General Brewster]

Funny this thread actually isn't a sticky.

[Aikanár]

Not needed.

[General Brewster]

I didn't say it needed to be.

[Aikanár]

And?

[Legio]

Here is a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head.

[Aikanár]

[Legio]

Hello, my dear mateys. Let us embark on a great nautical adventure.

[Derpy Hooves]

Hello, my dear mateys. Let us embark on a great nautical adventure.

[Legio]

Join me, bosun DERPY.

[M D]

Permission to come aboard Cap'n?

[Legio]

Aye-aye, Deck Cadet Major!

[M D]

I do not know if Mr Schrute

(<------)

Would appreciate a pirate hat..

[Legio]

How about an eye patch?

[Diamat]

You were supposed to say, "permission granted."

[Legio]

I'm not down with nautical vocabulary yet. I have a twelve-volume collection of pirate slang in my cabin, though. How about a stirring shanty?

[M D]

Major places a knuckle to his for'ead in obedience,

I shall head to the Artists' Galley

[Diamat]

This is exactly why you need me sitting on your shoulder.

[General Brewster]

Hello, my dear mateys. Let us embark on a great nautical adventure.

Argh me matey!

[Derpy Hooves]

Join me, bosun DERPY.

Ahoy cap'n LEGIO!

[Ngugi]

I expect to be shanghaied after getting pissed as hell in a local harbour bar named Mermaid's Busom