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    I'm going to ask this bluntly: does anyone know any more birds here on TWC?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    I'm going to ask this bluntly: does anyone know any more birds here on TWC?
    You really think those few feathers make you a bird?


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    Few?

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    With the Church of Meloncat in comatose torpor, Diamat set his eyes on a new alliance - ethnic this time rather than confessional. The reigning overlords of TD disdained his project and paid it little heed, going about their daily spam as if nothing was awry. But they underestimated the madness of the budgie. The grinding, malevolent energies within his avian skull were clouded by the inane sqauwking emanating from his beak. Never would they have suspected that such a harmless-looking creature was plotting e-genocide every waking hour...


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    Bah! Banned & Banned lawyers will send him to prision again if it is needed.

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    How little you know about the Avian Alliance, Inkie. You think the AA is trying to supersede the Holy Church of Meloncat? No. They are the vanguard of the HCM, as told in Avarius. But you don't know what Avarius is...

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    Yes, the next prisioner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    Few?
    Admittedly, a few more, but you know the quote about the Uninon and the chicken disguised in eagle's feathers?


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    I am so confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    How little you know about the Avian Alliance, Inkie. You think the AA is trying to supersede the Holy Church of Meloncat? No. They are the vanguard of the HCM, as told in Avarius. But you don't know what Avarius is...
    What? No, budgie, you misunderstood what I wrote. Your HCM lies in decay, and the AA is simply the product of your renewed attempt to gain more influence in the Devia. Still, good luck with it all. Make more Youtube vids this time and you might get lucky


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    Quote Originally Posted by Inkie Pie View Post
    What? No, budgie, you misunderstood what I wrote. Your HCM lies in decay, and the AA is simply the product of your renewed attempt to gain more influence in the Devia. Still, good luck with it all. Make more Youtube vids this time and you might get lucky
    More accurately, I am trying to create a religious syncretism. It is time that all TWC religions be amalgamated into a syncretic whole, including HCM, SHUM, LEGIAMAT, and AVARIUS. Yes, the AA is a manifestation of this syncretism.

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    Which main believe is ......?

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    ...in the outrageous, in the silly, in Diamat.


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    And what is happening to the Melon Cat? does he get syncretized at last? I think I will expect his resurrection.

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    Meloncat is the creator of all. He cannot die.

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    Maybe this sounds heretic but I think the real power is in the Melon, the cat is just to look more friendly.

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    The same force with which the melon falls onto the cat is needed by the cat to accept the melon.

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    Maybe that is the Great Balance...Oh yes the Great Balance!

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    Open your eyes. You are the melon, you are the cat, you are the breeze, you are the stars, you are the grave. It was your first mother. It is the door to your rebirth. Rejoice and embrace it.

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    GLORY!

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