A Larry Craig Moment in Cancun

[Da Skinna]

So I was in Cancun a while back at this brand new resort, when I go to the public bathroom as nature called.

This 40-something year old follows me in, now I think it's just the two of us in the whole bathroom. So I go and stand at the second urinal out of eight and before I know it the guy takes the second one down from me.

Now I'm pissing right, and I think I can only hear myself pissing and suddenly I get that weird feeling like you're being watched and I cock (sic) my head over to the guy and I see he's watching me.

He has his dick out, but he's not peeing, and suddenly he starts wagging it around. My head was in red alert at this point, it was freaky.

So what did I do? Quickly finished and got the out, but not before turning my head back a bit and saying "good luck with that."

I didn't see the guy again the whole time I was there, and I'm glad.

Anyone else get weird moments like this? Or am I just that lucky...

[Cyrus the Virus]

Oh man thats not nice..

No I've been spared from those moments, what I'm aware of..

[PurpleScotch]

That's strange and freaky, I don't know how I would feel when some horny grand pa starts wiggling his willy around (I'd probably run away ).

[Erich von Manstein]

This thread was doomed from the start. Closed.