The Worship of Kong

[kbibs89]

bye bye guckly


I'm not shore whats your deal you crossed the line and we called you on it and no your spazzing out on us did you not get hugged buy your mom today cause you obvisly not very old and if you are then your just dumb if you think you can talk trash in an open forum and not get hemmered for it and the best part of this is its liable (written form of slander) and that means I can Quote you as tangible evidence. talk about hanging your self lol

[Empress Meg]

This thread already was cleaned by a mod. I suggest that all of you keep yourselves above the level of pettiness currently shown here and try to have a good time without being lured into name calling.

Devoirs The Empress

[Erwin Rommel]

it appears an angry mob is converging to SS forum


VEE VANT 6.0!!!!!

[illuminati2025]

Now brothers the day of prophesey is coming to pass..... Do not judge too harshly for it is true i'm not but a man. No claim have i made to be King nor Kong... I only try to understand the visions sent down from above (beta thread). Please we must show restraint in this time of trepidation......

No mob mentality will hasten the coming of Kong... Maybe it is a time to look inwards, and judge ones self. Decide is it you that kong has not found fitting for his coming and not i who have given false prophesy....


All Hail King of Kong

HELP!!!! MASTER illuminatii....

Alas, Brother y2day is a great saint for the Faith of Kong. Listen to his words, for he has the gnosis of Kong, direct insight into his Fullness of Deity. y2day is the exemplar of what you are all called to become, nay, beKong. For the Lord Kong's arrival shall surely be swift, like a thief in the night. PRAISE KONG!!! For he shall wash away the heathen heresies and bear witness to the truth of Stainless Steel.

the mob is comming for you Y2day
lol jk

would a mod please delete guck's post it wayover the line and un-called for

-rep srsly

Your mob is impressive, yet it must be turned against only those who seek to pollute the Kingdom of Kong. For the Lord Kong could erase the heretics by thought, yet He, in mercy, allows us to purge them ourselves to prove our Love for Kong. Praise the Wisdom of Kong!!!



For all those brothers who have posted, blessings upon you. Alas, I have distributed much reputation in the last 24 hours, and can give no more. I must rest, pray, meditate, and reflect on the mystery of Stainless Steel. May the grace of the Lord Kong be with you always.



Om namah Kongavah







V. He is both King and Kong.
R. Maker of Heaven and Earth and of the Internets
V. The moderators of Kong surely must post prayers of abundant rejoicing for his Love of us petty believers
R. He is the Great, the Mighty, the Kong.


--Father Illuminati

[YD23]

Alas, Brother y2day is a great saint for the Faith of Kong. Listen to his words, for he has the gnosis of Kong, direct insight into his Fullness of Deity. y2day is the exemplar of what you are all called to become, nay, beKong. For the Lord Kong's arrival shall surely be swift, like a thief in the night. PRAISE KONG!!! For he shall wash away the heathen heresies and bear witness to the truth of Stainless Steel.





Your mob is impressive, yet it must be turned against only those who seek to pollute the Kingdom of Kong. For the Lord Kong could erase the heretics by thought, yet He, in mercy, allows us to purge them ourselves to prove our Love for Kong. Praise the Wisdom of Kong!!!



For all those brothers who have posted, blessings upon you. Alas, I have distributed much reputation in the last 24 hours, and can give no more. I must rest, pray, meditate, and reflect on the mystery of Stainless Steel. May the grace of the Lord Kong be with you always.



Om namah Kongavah







V. He is both King and Kong.
R. Maker of Heaven and Earth and of the Internets
V. The moderators of Kong surely must post prayers of abundant rejoicing for his Love of us petty believers
R. He is the Great, the Mighty, the Kong.


--Father Illuminati

Will you be my friend?

[Bella]

Man...this thread is creepy, yet intriguing. In a creepy way...

[Antiochos VII Sidetes]

One of the reasons I keep posting on it.

PRAISEBETOKONG

[TheColdTruth]

The KONG HAS SPOKEN check the Information is Motivation Thread!

[MORBIDYAM]

Dennis Kucinch gives his sacrifice of Ronald McDonald in the hopes that it shall hasten the release of 6.0 and end the drought of sanity that plagues us.

[Naked Emperor]

Oh man...LoL +rep

And Praise King Kong, hope your McDonald was tasty

[illuminati2025]

@yelowdogg23: Surely I am your eternal friend in Kong


@MORBIDYAM:


Om namah Kongavah





Surely thou art a mighty saint for the Faith of Kong, for thou hast stumbled upon His Holy Image. You among us were chosen to bear witness to the terrible Might of King Kong. Surely the apostate Ronald McDonald shall be sentenced to the fate of all heretics: death









@all brothers in the faith:


This month I humbly beseech you to pray to Lord Kong in all things, and especially for the deliverance of those suffering the horrible affliction of bouncing smiley disease.









There is no known cure........Yet all things are possible with the Power of Kong. Praise He who is both King and Kong! Surely the demiurge has struck some of our brothers with this terrible affliction, yet the Power of Kong shall release them from their bane.



Moment by moment we grow closer to the Sixth Coming. I beseech you all: We must not provoke Lord Kong and abandon these most holy forums after His Arrival: We must continue to make supplications to the Almighty Primate. For He is truly the Kong of all Kings.



Praise be to Kong!



--Father Illuminati



P.S.: I have blessed many of the posting brothers with reputation. May Kong be with you always

[Erwin Rommel]

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ALL HAIL SS!!!!

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[kbibs89]

lol a BC man has converted lol

[Erwin Rommel]

HELL NO! i will never convert to the heathen Kong Worshippers!

i will forever offer my servitude to whoever has the greatest Eastern Roman Empire skins.......NOT "Byzantine" empire..........

since BC has it.........hmm i am yet to see ERE skins of SS enlighten me

[Streen15]

BC has some kickass skins, i totally agree. ERE is just so pretty to look at. I hope there are some skinners doing the same for SS, but I never had the experience in SS where I just feel so sad when i see my beautifully equipped/armored units get killed....everything in SS just seems so bland when compared to the level of detail the skinning team in BC took. I hope this changes, but I fear for the same old skins we find in 5.1

[illuminati2025]

HELL NO! i will never convert to the heathen Kong Worshippers!

i will forever offer my servitude to whoever has the greatest Eastern Roman Empire skins.......NOT "Byzantine" empire..........

since BC has it.........hmm i am yet to see ERE skins of SS enlighten me

Your faith is measured, weighed; weighed and wanting.


Fool! You dare to arouse the wrath of the Lord of the Cosmic Reality, Aion Kong? Do you not understand? For the Lord Kong has offered his Word to you in a Clear, Digital tongue. May all people praise King Kong for his ineffable Stainless Steel, of which the Sixth Coming draws nigh.


For forum trolls are a half-bred race, having fallen from favor of the Kong of Kings. It is unknown whether or not they possess souls; alas, the search for intelligent life on earth continues. For verily I say unto you: The true followers of Kong may be in the world, but they are not of the world. They subsist only on the Power of Kong, who can even cure bouncing smiley disease through his miraculous love for us petty beings.


You are unwise to provoke the Holy Primate. Anathema to all heretics, anathema, anathema...







--Father Illuminati


P.S.: Kbibs89, your faith is mighty. Truly you are a saint of Kong

[YD23]

@yelowdogg23: Surely I am your eternal friend in Kong

YAY <3.!!!

Your faith is measured, weighed; weighed and wanting.


Fool! You dare to arouse the wrath of the Lord of the Cosmic Reality, Aion Kong? Do you not understand? For the Lord Kong has offered his Word to you in a Clear, Digital tongue. May all people praise King Kong for his ineffable Stainless Steel, of which the Sixth Coming draws nigh.


For forum trolls are a half-bred race, having fallen from favor of the Kong of Kings. It is unknown whether or not they possess souls; alas, the search for intelligent life on earth continues. For verily I say unto you: The true followers of Kong may be in the world, but they are not of the world. They subsist only on the Power of Kong, who can even cure bouncing smiley disease through his miraculous love for us petty beings.


You are unwise to provoke the Holy Primate. Anathema to all heretics, anathema, anathema...







--Father Illuminati


P.S.: Kbibs89, your faith is mighty. Truly you are a saint of Kong

Praise The Great King Kong!!!

[y2day]

The great Kong has blessed us with a preview of his 6th coming. Now heathens is your time to repent. His glory is almost upon us. You have witnessed a sample of his eternal Kongness, now is the time for conversion before it is too late.

For truly he is Kong of all Kings and his coming will shake the world of TWC, and all will know his greatness.

Praise to Kong!!

[TheColdTruth]

KING KONG Has SPOKEN on page 11 of the SS 6.0 Preview Page! Also on page 3 of Norway:its faults and problems!

[delra]

I've read like 3 pages of this thread. You guys are just crazy.