The Worship of Kong

**Antiochos VII Sidetes** · March 17, 2008, 04:00 PM

Alright, Alright, I give! No more blasphemy here. From recently comparing SS to regular vanilla Medieval, I have discovered that this mod is even more SUPER DUPER than previously thought.

IWORSHIPTHEGREATKONGWITHALLMYHEARTSOULANDMINDANDLETNONESAYITISNOTTRUE

**Caesar_1991** · March 17, 2008, 08:41 PM

My Dog has a toy and its called a kong

**illuminati2025** · March 27, 2008, 08:18 PM

In the name of King Kong (may peace be upon him):

One must supplicate our deity with our prayers for his sixth coming daily. For the Lord Kong adores the prayers of his children. Present an offering before him at all times with your heart, mind and soul.

For the coming of Kong is nigh

--Father Illuminati

**kbibs89** · March 27, 2008, 10:25 PM

hey Illuminati2025 the last line in your sig would read better if it went "There is no KING but kong"

**DMG90** · March 27, 2008, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by kbibs89

hey Illuminati2025 the last line in your sig would read better if it went "There is no KING but kong"

heheh. I thought the same thing when I first read it. But then, he does start it with God... so what's a King to God? Still, I say change it.

**kbibs89** · March 27, 2008, 10:35 PM

Great minds think alike.................................................................................................................................................................................but then so don't the ones that were dropped on their heads

**illuminati2025** · March 27, 2008, 10:56 PM

Brothers,

Your faith is mighty, that you inquire of the vicar of Kong on earth.

I am touting a theological position: That Kongship is the incarnation of the ultimate reality into His Grace Lord King Kong. His miracles prove this. He programs with authority, and has blessed our following. Surely He is both King and Kong.

Therefore there truly is no Kong but THE Kong. For Kong has always had connotations of might and savage virtue. Now the Kong lives on earth. All praise be to the Kong!

--Father Illuminati

**kbibs89** · March 27, 2008, 11:02 PM

ah so King Kong is not the only king BUT the only Kong and Kong's rule all king's..............so all bow to King Kong the one and ONLY Kong ruler of all kings

**illuminati2025** · March 29, 2008, 08:08 PM

Echad shall be missed.

What was his offense, dear brothers?

What iniquity was spoken by his lips, or rather, was typed by his fingers?

--Father Illuminati

**Black_Rider** · March 30, 2008, 04:53 PM

What is happened to Echad?

**delra** · March 30, 2008, 04:57 PM

Please read the sticky thread called "on recent events".

**BohemianGroveJesuit** · March 30, 2008, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by illuminati2025

Echad shall be missed.

What was his offense, dear brothers?

What iniquity was spoken by his lips, or rather, was typed by his fingers?

--Father Illuminati

Father, if I may speak? I bring news. Let it be knownst that the one known as Echad had thine ultimate honour and eternal glory of being an offering and sacrifice to our Lord Kong to honour the eve of his imminent arrival. Verily, may thine bloodline of the one knownst as Echad grease-ed thy skids of the coming of our Lord at the altar of Moloch in a sacred redwood grove of forumus permabanus nospaminatus. Rejoice, dear brothers! Behold! The dawn and number of man 6.0 arises from the horizon of our King in the east... Let there be light on our Stainless Steel!

...CHARGE!!!!