I most humbly desire admission to the Khurch! I have fasted (not played for two whole days), repented (all the years having played vanilla...) and received visions (played again... blink... sun coming up already?). At the end of my long pilgrimage I now arrive at the temple and find it... deserted! A lonely brother named Stig is wailing in the crypts, and another potential novice is standing around, asking the questions of a layman. Can this be the mighty Khurch fabled in the scriptures of old?