After the completion of the first round, I come at you with another contest. I trust you know the rules. This week's topic, suggested by The Super Pope, is:
"Bad Things To Hear On an Airplane."
Get to it!
nce_wht_guy
Ummagumma
Bulgaroctonus
Captain Blackadder
Imperator Sulla
Justinian
Gary88
molonthegreat
Annaeus
Cúchulainn
The Super Pope
Ephialtes The Dog
Melboy
~The Doctor~
Desmotes
Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
After the completion of the first round, I come at you with another contest. I trust you know the rules. This week's topic, suggested by The Super Pope, is:
"Bad Things To Hear On an Airplane."
Get to it!
Vicarius
Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
"ladies and gentlemen I have a confession to make, I'm not really a pilot, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night."
Last edited by nce_wht_guy; November 22, 2007 at 09:17 PM.
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Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep bzzzzzzzz
(Kablammo?)
OR:
"If you could all start pedalling now, we will attempt a take off. It is a 13 hour flight, and various energy drinks and dextrose tablets will be made available during the flight....."
Last edited by Ummagumma; November 22, 2007 at 09:46 PM.
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Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
Allahu Akbar!
Too soon?
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Vicarius
Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
"Don't worry, how important could one wing be?"
Last edited by nce_wht_guy; November 22, 2007 at 11:50 PM.
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Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
I declare this contest closed.Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Miles
Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
"Ladies an gentlemen, hope you are enjoying the flight, we are now entering the mythical Bermuda tria............(absolute silence)"
Last edited by Imperator Sulla; November 27, 2007 at 06:20 AM.
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Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
"**** dave, i thought you had the keys"
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Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
I was gonna put the same thing, but spelling foreign words isn't my strong point (ended up with 'beep beep')..
"You have the exact same briefcase as me" - "I make and sell soap" - "Emergency exit routines at 30,000 feet - the illusion of safety", etc.etc.etc.
Praefectus
Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
"The pilot saying where are that smoke coming from?"
Last edited by molonthegreat; November 23, 2007 at 09:27 AM.
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Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
The tale of an insane pilot:
"LOL, engine failure. Muahahaha, jackass, we're gonna die! Let's not tell those boobs about it. Hey, what about the smooch you promised me yesterday? Wait... damn, the intercom was switched on!!!"
Last edited by Banned; November 23, 2007 at 10:21 AM.
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Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
As you smell smoke.
Gary, it's burning, what we gonna do!!
It works better with a Bill Bailey accent.
Vicarius
Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
"Now where's the 'X' button on this thing?"
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking, I have good news and bad news. The good news is we will be hitting town ten minutes ahead of schedule. The bad news is we'll be hitting town
Vicarius
Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
over the intercom:
"hey, I think this guy wants to play chicken!
or
"Passengers on the right side of the plane — does that engine sound funny to you?"
"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain and I no longer think life is worth living"
" We’ve now reached our cruising altitude of 20.000 feet and. Oh crap...."
Last edited by nce_wht_guy; November 23, 2007 at 10:17 PM.
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Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
So bad, I have my eyes on everyone!
Наиболее полное истребитель в мире
Vicarius
Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
kshhhhhh "This is uh your captain speaking, a quick question. Does anyone know how to fly a plane?"
"So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."
-Del Preston
Re: Scenes We'd Like To See: Take Two
This is your captain speaking on RyanAir flight OX-762. We would now like all passengers to put their arms through the window and flap
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