Unexpected but true.
The Oregon man is lucky to be alive after being bitten by his pet rattlesnake while inserting it in his mouth.
Future generations will remember this lost chance to get rid of his DNA, contaminating the gene pool.
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Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
Unexpected but true.
The Oregon man is lucky to be alive after being bitten by his pet rattlesnake while inserting it in his mouth.
Future generations will remember this lost chance to get rid of his DNA, contaminating the gene pool.
Last edited by Garbarsardar; September 18, 2007 at 12:17 PM.
Ordinarius
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
I believe this may be deserving of a Darwin Award.
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Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
honoury mention only
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Domesticus
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Drinking+snakes + Oregon = bad news bears.
I find most people irritating
SteamID:Sosobra
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I knew it was going to be somewhere in America.
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Senator
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
Off topic
Even if you are a moderator, I would try to refrain from nation bashing. It's disrespectful and shows ignoranceEven if this was not the intention, some may misunderstand you.
On topic
That is plain stupid.
Vicarius
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
If he was drunk and it was a dare, that dude rules. If he was sober he is an idiot who deserves to die.
If I'd say that you'd be all over my ass PM:ing me and telling me that I've been warned. Sometimes it feels like you're stalking me and trying to get me banned. I never thought I'd be warned for the silly stuff that you have warned me about.Originally Posted by Shaun
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Praefectus
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
No, he's clearly correct, nowhere else in the world would you find someone who would put a rattlesnake in their mouth.
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Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
Smooth play on words there.Rattlesnakes are also a popular food in some southwestern cuisines and are sometimes sold in specialty meat shops. It has a flavor that has been described as similar to chicken or frog legs and a chewy texture similar to alligator.
Senator
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
Cluny there are stupid people everywhere, they are not all concentrated into one country/area...
Comments like that are really discouraging from an American's perspective because of the ignorant generalizations people formulate. You can't classify an entire people or nation under the idiotic actions of an individual.
On topic, there isn't much else to say rather than he wasn't using common sense.
Protector Domesticus
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
Man slides knife through hand, is cut.
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Yeah. The Darwin Awards are given posthumously.
the Bad and the Ugly
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
Very interesting, some people are just foolish like that. Illogical.
Through this part of your post, are you suggesting genocide? This man may be a fool, but still, instead of killing him, why not go to him personally to teach him instead? I know why you dislike people like this though.Future generations will remember this lost chance to get rid of his DNA, contaminating the gene pool.
Live long and prosper.
Vicarius
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
Man comes out of closet, is gay.
Well I rather like this style of talking.
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The children of Doom...Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the mountain of power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the earth...HA!! time enough for the earth in the grave.
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Man writes thread title, is appreciated.
Man puts head in crocodile's mouth, is *blank*
Man puts body above active volcano, is *blank*
Man puts *blank* in/on/under *blank*, is *blank blank blank blank*
That could be a good game.
*whistles Blankety Blank theme music*
Primicerius
Re: Man puts snake in mouth, is bitten.
Australia.
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Domesticus
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Man takes off his clothes, is cold.
Married man goes to strip clubs, is caught in paper.
I guess in modern russia, tank builds you.
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You mean probably Eugenics, not genocide. Indeed I'm not a friend of eugenics but when someone attempts to remove himself (as opposed to being forcibly removed through sterilization or extermination) from the gene pool in such an imaginative way, I cannot help feeling sorry that he failed.
Plus, it was said in jest...
Tribunus
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Can we just take him behind a barn and shoot for the love of god? Why do you need to create a freaking Genocide?
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