Why are so many dictators insane? They have put huge effort into taking absolute control of their country and then spend the rest of the time collecting 20,000 pairs of shoes, dressing all their soldiers as Scots and awarding themselves ridiculous medals and titles.
Why do they all turn out to be colossal perverts, with olympic swimming pools full of naked women, all-female bodyguards, conscription for young girls for him to shaft, bizzarre dragon-fantasy porn, and enjoying being kicked, pissed and crapped on by women