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Yes, I've heard from several girls actually the 'tramp' look is in this year. No insult whatsoever directed at you, I've actually heard several girls say they like 'rugged' looks...having darker hair...

Yeah, I suppose they look pretty cool, but driving something in the air is a lot more difficult than driving on the road; like has been said the extra dimension will eliminate about 95% of current...

I think it sounds like a good plan, they're both young enough for it to work. And who knows, in about ten years time you could have a hilarious Parent-Trap-esque reunion with laugh-out-loud...

Its amazing how a few nutcases in the 1930s preaching suacer-shaped UFOs inspired the first flying cars... I doubt they imagined they'd have that much effect with their rumours...

Well I, for one,...

I've built up about 1,000,000 points' worth of spammy goodness, I'd say, mainly from posting most of my Myspace photo albums in the last fortnight...I've earned it lol

I'll post my picture in this...

Suggestion noted ;)

I cut my foot to shreds a couple of years ago on seashells in the water, about a month back i saw something at the edge of my foot...it was abit of seashell, it had spent a few...

Well, within the next week my hair will have lightened considerably due to the spanish sun, and yeah, I surf at Hell's Mouth in cornwall mostly. And like I said, I have a seashell necklace I made...

I made up my mind.Then other people make it up for me...

I surf, therefore I'm a surfer. Apparently, though, I'm a jock as well. I've also been called an emo (dont ask me why). I guess Im moreof a...

Excuse me, I am the only in-your-face jock here!
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Also known as the 'preppiest prep who ever prepped'. Yup.

That's the sort of nerd everyone can enjoy! :D

Except MI of course...ahem...well, this is awkward...lol

For a picture thread, this always contains a very low picture:page ratio...anyone wanna...

I guess anyone who posts on forums is a nerd kinda...at least in other's eyes. Oh well, I'm happy with myself. But I do not bake Firefox Cookies. I draw the line.
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Hahaha, I know plenty of people like that. They're the sort who bake 'Firefox cookies' for a joke, and do assorted word-plays based on processor maufacturers. Theyre mainly friends of friends,...

Never heard that one before... :P

I don't get flaky skin, but I wear a scrumhat to stop myself getting cauliflower ears...

Rugby's fast becoming a fully international sport; its gainign recognition worldwide, and as popularity soars unfortunately so do professional pay packets. The salaries are the stupidest thing about...

Yes, but fans never have high-tech CGI when they do films. And the kind of fans who'd make their own Star Wars would a) Probably suck at acting more than Anakin and b) Make the film way too nerdy for...

Its only natural that every once in a while you imagine two men you've never met having weird kinky sex. Its all part of growing up.

............isn't it? :(

I've been gone like an hour or two...

Wait, I thought I was mean? Now you love me? Or was that the general 'you guys'? Bahhh. It's too early for all this at 2 in the afternoon.

Why are none of these bottles got anything in them....

Errrm. You choose. Neither. Both. The former. The latter.

It all makes no sense to me. I've been drinking since noon yesterday and haven't stopped yet. :(

That's quite alright. I was metaphorically joking.

No, wait, I was really joking! Must stop saying metaphorical. And thank you Hector for that vote of confidence...I think... :P

How dare you! I'm not mean! I merely refused to give you a metaphorical ladder to escape the metaphorical hole you dug for yourself. I am metaphorically outraged!

I am still on my elongated coffee...

Finished reading HP on sunday, so now I've gone back onto reading Mortal Engines (I can't stress enough how good this book is). Before those I was reading Deception Point by Dan Brown.

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"Hmmmmmm....no."

You are not allowed to abuse your rights as a damsel to make me do stuff. You can get...

I'd like them to completely re-create Star Wars Episode One, it was bollocks and I'd rather they created a whole new storyline than remake the same one. The plot, coupled with Little Anakin's crap...

Never! You stay there until you've learnt whatever lesson you should be learning!

I'm off to the PTA meeting in my lovely new pink frock with matching handbag.

NOT GAY. :P

I dislike these condescending pats you give me :(

And exactly, Jim, pink is a fine colour for a man...I have pink t shirts etc...

Pink is the new Black.

I don't know whether that's indicating I'm too manly for pink, or subtly insulting me in a way I can't figure out. :hmm:

Nahhh, thats not my bedroom. I'm currently painting my bedroom 'terracotta' (which looks suspiciously like an expensive orange colour...) and this is just our lounge.

And the viking beard isn't...

They're called different all over the country. Neds, Kevs, Scallies, Chavs, Townies, ****heads...oh wait, the last one's a universal term. :P

The chavs round where I live are all 3-ft-tall...

Ok, I get a 10% discount and a free Challenger Tank if I buy in bulk, so who else wants an anti-chav while I'm on the phone? Ok...you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you, you, you...
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Well, not in the regular places, but I wouldn't rule out on their heads... :P

Thats true. Its when the 'pikey' is referring to the sport in which the dog chases the rabbit and kills it to win, while the other take bets. That films so much better than Lock stock.

You've actually heard these before...from guys?! I wasn't aware the standards in the south had sunk so dangerously low...:P

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It's meh. I'm a bit of a myspace whore. Not as much as Cat though :P

ohh, so no strange Martial-Arts-movie revenge missions or anything like that? No quests to regain honour? No wicked flip kicks and strange mystical Chinese powers?! Damn...

I run on pure caffeine every time I work. Straight to the coffee machine, 2 capuccinos before I start, at least one during, and one afterwards. Most customers are put off by my insanely optimistic...

Put it back on! PUT IT BACK ON!!!! :P

*Sighs*
Really? Coz I know a ****load of bad chatups. Oh well, here goes.

"Hey, gorgeous, the word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

Are you happy I have...

Yes, sleeping 4 men in a 3-man-tent is extremely uncomfortable, especially when i'm at the very edge, so I'm actually touching the outer-sheet with my head and getting wet :P

And no, no cows...

Well done everyone, I read the Helios before and now I'm working for it I'll carry on reading it...again...and again...and again...until I've seen so many drafts and re-drafts I may just run off to...

My plan is much the same as my life plan: Stumble through aimlessly and try and do as many hilarious things as possible. I wonder if Shevchuk is available...he was in my world cup squad....from the...