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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    it also doesn't help that the the films have all been very bipolar in how they want to tell the story, some parts take on a serious tone and others just go all wacky. Case in point being the first...
  2. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: Desolation: Book 1: Chapter 4: 22/10

    Book 2 Chapter 1 is up, a bit of Sauron in this one, more mockery of rubbish fantasy villains!
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    Re: -Unrelated Thread- MK8 DLC Rant

    Would you have liked to see him on Epona Neph? Because that would have been awesome.

    Also, on an unrelated note, I am chuffed that Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles got into Smash Bros, because...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Yeah, hate to spoil a fifty year old books ending on forums full of people who generally have read the book. It's like, hate to spoil the ending of Valkyrie, but it fails and Hitler doesn't die in...
  5. Re: More than one Dwarf who still draws breath: Episode 3 up 04/09

    Episodes 4-8 are on here now, sorry for my idiocy in not updating this thread, please enjoy, along with the new chapter of my Hobbit parody, for all you people who enjoy my nonsense.
  6. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: Desolation: Book 1: Chapters 2 and 3 03/10

    Behold Chapter 4, a chapter most foul.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    In the films universe, it does make sense because it mentions the witch King dying and being resurrected by the Necromancer

    Edit: Still idiotic
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    I swear that Richard Armitage has only the 'Slightly pissed emotion' in all of his performances. In everything I've seen him in, he looks sad even when he's supposed to be ahppy, it's pretty...
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    Re: 4.7 Alternative patch (READ THE DAMN FAQ PLEASE)

    As Sauron is a general his general bodyguard in the campaign regenerates, thus causing the multiple Saurons. In Custom, it is normal to have 1 Sauron. It's natural to have multiple in Campaign.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    Errrr. Balrogs are Maiar and can do as they like? So why didn't Gandalf just fly out? Oh wait, thats right, when a maiar is cloaked in rainment of flesh, their power is limited. Thats why Sauron...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Elrond looks more like he's pulling a 18th century pistol out of it's holster rather than a sword lol.
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    Re: -Unrelated Thread- MK8 DLC Rant

    Well I like to think that at least Nintendo is not stooping to EA levels of scum. If EA made Rome 2, the game would only get you the menu. You'd have to pay an extra £10 to play as Rome.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Oh no, Galadriel and Gandalf are in some trouble I hope they get out of it okay...oh wait....YOU DIRECTED THE MOVIES 10 YEARS AGO PJ HOW DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT THERE IS NO TENSION IN KILLING...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Oh no, Galadriel is looking over a near dead Gandalf, I sure hope he survives. I mean it's not like there are three films that confirms that he survives....oh....oh yeah.
  15. Re: FešnŠro Reviews: The Middle Earth Project

    I was going to say that you can't really review an unfinished product until I realised that I did just that a few weeks ago with my review of Project Gorgon. I refuse to be called a hypocrite on such...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014 (First movie spoilers on the last pages)

    "May involve minor insults about Peter Jackson"
  17. Poll: Re: DCI: Last Alliance Total War - Dwarves of Khaz‚d-dŻm preview released 28th Sept

    May be unrelated, but would an image of Annatar from Shadow of Mordor work as a poster image? because I did like the look of that character design and it relates with the whole Second Age... just...
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    Sticky: Re: An Apology to the Zelda Fandom

    nah i can't justify the main storyline, its dumb, but it's the little things, ESPECIALLY RATBAG, that makes the game so enjoyable.
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    Sticky: Re: An Apology to the Zelda Fandom

    Aye, I need to get on to 3.6 as well as some point.

    Anyways, there's no need to apologise for any of this. If you don't like a game, then you don't like it, it's your right to criticise it if you...
  20. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: Desolation: Book 1: Chapter 1 is up 14/09

    Chapters 2 and 3 are up. Prepare of Trouble and Make it Double!
  21. Thread: Nazgul

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    Re: Nazgul

    Hails of arrows and catapults should do the trick, plus the best infantry to totally surround them. Armour piercing weapons would also do the trick. Although Gondor does have a lack of them.
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    Re: DoM Faction Previews

    Nice to see literally all the mods I play in that search bar....Wait...no I don't play with dicks!
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014 (First movie spoilers on the last pages)

    Plus Michael Bay has a reputation for making serious stinkers, whereas PJ's LotR films showed that he could put out a good film. That's why I especially am disappointed that the Hobbit films haven't...
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    Re: Blitzkrieg or steady progress?

    Thing is with me, I turtle, but then I spend far too long waiting for the perfect moment to strike and then get roflstomped.
  25. Thread: Announcements

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    Sticky: Re: Announcements

    Absolutely, you get yourself stable first before you focus on this mod again. Given time, the brilliant people on this forum will iron out the crashes and the balance, and hopefully you will return...
  26. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: Part 1 is Done! Onwards to Desolation!

    Chapter 1 of the new book is up!
  27. Poll: Re: DCI: Last Alliance Total War - Recruiting + Galadriel sneak peak released 23d August

    Now that would be a drinking contest for the ages. The Nazgul burst in halfway through to test their prowess against the two races.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    'cough' people who buy FIFA every year even though it's the same game because they are morons who get fooled by EA. 'cough'
  29. Thread: Announcements

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    Sticky: Re: Announcements

    Main issue with the Goron is that they cover a lot of bases. They roll so fast that ranged units can barely get a shot off, Their cav can annihalate units with one charge (Though they can't fight in...
  30. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: The Complete Collection.

    The final Chapter of an Unexpected Fail is up! Here;s to a brilliant Desolation of Jackson!
  31. Thread: Announcements

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    Sticky: Re: Announcements

    Unless they are Ai controlled in which case they love their catapults.
  32. Re: Recommendation for a challenging Gondor campaign?

    Ugh. I hate Gondor...everything you need to do to win as them requires you to do stuff that contradicts everything I as a Total War player like to do, such as building up my armies to prepare for an...
  33. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: The Complete Collection.

    Reserved 6
  34. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: The Complete Collection.

    Hobbit 3: The Battle of the Five Plot Points
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    Reserved 3
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    The Hobbit: The Desolation of Jackson

    Book 1: To Forests Edge.

    Chapter 1

    "So as you can see Frodo," Billbo wrote, "The adventures up to this point were completely crazy and full of nonsense....
  37. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: The Complete Collection.

    Chapter 2: Elrond's magic table

    After dinner. Elrond led the dwarves, Bilbo and gandalf deep underneath Imladris itself. Inside lay a great table, which glowed beautifully in the dark.
    "Do...
  38. Lortano's The Hobbit: Desolation: Book 2 Chapter 1 26/10

    Book 1


    Chapter 1
    "My dear Frodo," wrote Bilbo Baggins, who was in Rivendell. "I just thought I'd let you know that I've cut you out of my will, because I realised what an annoying...
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    Saruman's fall is truly spectacular. From a huge power in Middle Earth he fell to simply trying to ruin the shire out of spite, just so he could make Frodo pay for humiliating him.
  40. Re: More than one Dwarf who still draws breath: A DaC Khazad-dum Campaign

    Episode 3 rises!
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