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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Apart from the fact that the uruks are rushing through a small gap where arrow fire will destroy them, doing one volley and charging doesn't actually make much sense.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    Is it Steven Moffat writing Doctor Who? because that is terrifying (ly bad)?
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    At the end of Battle of the Five Armies.- "I'll be back!"

    Come on, it's worth a rep?
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    As opposed to knocking an orc of a balcony onto a convenient plank which catapults another orc twenty feet into the air, at the right height for Legolas to decapitate. Yeah, totally not as silly as...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    'The books can not be translated 1:1 into the movies'

    There is nothing wrong with that statement and none of the LotR films stayed exactly true to the books. However, lets look at what was...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    I don't know, he pulled in Thrain and an overused stock sound affect, I think Radagast would be a nice dessert.
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    Re: The New Era ( Title needs work)

    Chapter 1: Caius

    Caius slowly trotted on his horse along the narrow dirt path. Behind him lay a long convoy, befitting the Ambassador to Amorta. A prestigious position for one of twenty five,...
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    Re: The New Era ( little fantasy story)

    Prologue: The end of an Era

    The war was won. Upon the grey plains of Kastorgrow, Emperor Armius had fought for the future of humanity and he had won. He slowly sheathed his sword as all the...
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    The New Era ( Title needs work)

    Hi there. Just a little side thing I've being doing during the time when I should probably be studying. I've always come up with little stories in my head and over my eighteen year life have compiled...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Really....They couldn't even be bothered to sync his lips up with the scream, the scream comes before he gets dragged away! What the ass?
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    Awwww, you made him blush :)
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    Re: Third Age Total War 3.2 Help

    Frankly, finish up your campaign on 3.1 and then update to 3.2.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    Also, Giant Spider and a God. I doubt they go too slowly. Also, Morgoth was probably trying to out run Ungoliant so he could get away from her and not have to pay his jewels. They might have gone so...
  14. Re: When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    As soon as I can record, school is slightly more recording friendly this year with my timetable. Hopefully there will be one up at some point next week, probably Thursday/Friday. I try to keep my...
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    Re: Majora's Mask on 3ds!

    Oh crap well with my current gaming skills I will never finish this.
  16. Re: When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    Depriving the world of my accent is like depriving the world of chocolate cake, you could live without it but you wouldn't want to.
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    'salutes'
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    So death by troll is on the cards? And why wouldn't I be surprised if this particular troll was the dad of the one in FotR.
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    Nope, because in updating to 3.6, it renders the Goron save incompatible.
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    Totally new upload, using your submod and the 3.6 patch. We are back, business as usual. And this time I don't intend to be leaving so suddenly.
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    Come now Shazaam, we can all agree that Gangrel was a fantastically three dimensional character, yes sir, he certainly did not do evil things such as

    1) Execute relative of hero using a very...
  22. When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    So....the time has come for a new campaign. We start off this campaign with no settlements, an incredibly rubbish military line of buildings and an economy about as strong as North Korea.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Oh yeah, another book/film that they split in two for no apparent reason.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    it also doesn't help that the the films have all been very bipolar in how they want to tell the story, some parts take on a serious tone and others just go all wacky. Case in point being the first...
  25. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: Desolation: Book 1: Chapter 4: 22/10

    Book 2 Chapter 1 is up, a bit of Sauron in this one, more mockery of rubbish fantasy villains!
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    Re: -Unrelated Thread- MK8 DLC Rant

    Would you have liked to see him on Epona Neph? Because that would have been awesome.

    Also, on an unrelated note, I am chuffed that Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles got into Smash Bros, because...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Yeah, hate to spoil a fifty year old books ending on forums full of people who generally have read the book. It's like, hate to spoil the ending of Valkyrie, but it fails and Hitler doesn't die in...
  28. Re: More than one Dwarf who still draws breath: Episode 3 up 04/09

    Episodes 4-8 are on here now, sorry for my idiocy in not updating this thread, please enjoy, along with the new chapter of my Hobbit parody, for all you people who enjoy my nonsense.
  29. Re: Lortano's The Hobbit: Desolation: Book 1: Chapters 2 and 3 03/10

    Behold Chapter 4, a chapter most foul.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    In the films universe, it does make sense because it mentions the witch King dying and being resurrected by the Necromancer

    Edit: Still idiotic
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    I swear that Richard Armitage has only the 'Slightly pissed emotion' in all of his performances. In everything I've seen him in, he looks sad even when he's supposed to be ahppy, it's pretty...
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    Re: 4.7 Alternative patch (READ THE DAMN FAQ PLEASE)

    As Sauron is a general his general bodyguard in the campaign regenerates, thus causing the multiple Saurons. In Custom, it is normal to have 1 Sauron. It's natural to have multiple in Campaign.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    Errrr. Balrogs are Maiar and can do as they like? So why didn't Gandalf just fly out? Oh wait, thats right, when a maiar is cloaked in rainment of flesh, their power is limited. Thats why Sauron...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Elrond looks more like he's pulling a 18th century pistol out of it's holster rather than a sword lol.
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    Re: -Unrelated Thread- MK8 DLC Rant

    Well I like to think that at least Nintendo is not stooping to EA levels of scum. If EA made Rome 2, the game would only get you the menu. You'd have to pay an extra £10 to play as Rome.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Oh no, Galadriel and Gandalf are in some trouble I hope they get out of it okay...oh wait....YOU DIRECTED THE MOVIES 10 YEARS AGO PJ HOW DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT THERE IS NO TENSION IN KILLING...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Oh no, Galadriel is looking over a near dead Gandalf, I sure hope he survives. I mean it's not like there are three films that confirms that he survives....oh....oh yeah.
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    I was going to say that you can't really review an unfinished product until I realised that I did just that a few weeks ago with my review of Project Gorgon. I refuse to be called a hypocrite on such...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014 (First movie spoilers on the last pages)

    "May involve minor insults about Peter Jackson"
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    May be unrelated, but would an image of Annatar from Shadow of Mordor work as a poster image? because I did like the look of that character design and it relates with the whole Second Age... just...
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