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    Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail: Book 5 Is up!

    Cheers for the support. I'll get this section of the Hobbit finished over August and then start a new thread for part two, creating about six extra posts in that one to hold all of Part 1 (The part...
  2. Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014 (First movie spoilers on the last pages)

    And Ancalagon was killed by a man and eagles. Hardly invincible, and if Smaug is nowehere near that powerful then it is easy to see how he could die to an arrow shot to the heart.
  3. Re: The LOTR and Hobbit movie franchise, what will they think of next? What can you come up with???

    Oh, and I should also mention that a new chapter just got posted on the Hobbit story for anyone interested, I just spent the last few hours working on it.
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    Re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Fail:Book 4: Chapter 3!!!!!

    And so I return, with Chapter 5 of the Hobbit!
  5. Re: The LOTR and Hobbit movie franchise, what will they think of next? What can you come up with???

    You are getting my creative juices flowing Veteraan, I already have some pretty good ideas coming along.
  6. Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014 (First movie spoilers on the last pages)

    As a sex addled 17 year old, I find that offensive to sex addled teens!
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    Re: The Way of Ganon - Let's Play!

    You are never short of battles with Hyrule Total War, especially anywhere near Hyrule.
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    Re: The Way of Ganon - Let's Play!

    Agreed. Cut the video in some editing software to about 20 minutes a video, that's what I do for any of my Lets Plays.
  9. Re: The LOTR and Hobbit movie franchise, what will they think of next? What can you come up with???

    Oh come on, it can't possibly be more stupid than anything {J could come up with.
  10. Re: The LOTR and Hobbit movie franchise, what will they think of next? What can you come up with???

    I really do need to get back to writing my Hobbit parodies, my whole plan was to have PJ as the guy who Beorn crushes at the Battle of the Five Armies...
  11. Thread: Goron LP

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    Goron LP

    Hey guys, Lortano here. I shut down my old channel for RL reasons, but I'm beginning to reupload all of my old content.

    J-EQyyq13mk
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    I'd trust HBO to make a good Silmarillion TV series. There'd be a lot of nudity and violence, but, as Tolkien left a lot open in the Silmarillion, I'm sure that sensible people at HBO could make it...
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    Re: The Way of Ganon - Let's Play!

    Eh, had some RL asswipes at my school find out and they wouldn't stop going on about it in awkward ways. Therefore I'm planning an escape to a place they will never find me.
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    Re: The Way of Ganon - Let's Play!

    We want more Coffin, even if at the moment I happen to be switching youtube channels I want to watch!
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    Re: The Way of Ganon - Let's Play!

    Thank God, someone is doing an LP of Hyrule that isn't me and my Britishness. Good stuff so far.
  16. Thread: Announcements

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    All criticism has merely been pointing out the various problems with the current release. And now the people have a chance to help fix it! Of course I wasn't expecting Nephalim to get this release...
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    I'd have Turin rather than any of the generic 'Peasant boy descended from the rightful king who was deposed by his brother' heroes we get a lot of today.
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    Re: If the AI played like a human....

    If all factions behaved with no bonuses, I'd fear Gondor once they got going.
  19. Re: Gripes with the Peter Jackson LotR and Hobbit films

    Lol!
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    Re: Hello , noob question

    Haha! No worries mate, we all want the missions as much as you do!

    And welcome to the HTW forums.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    Their latest battle between Edgar Allen Poe and Stephen King had a ton of references to their works which I found quite good, it would be interesting to see if they did any cool wordplay in A...
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    In other news, I was watching an Epic Rap Battles of History video and someone had suggested a George RR Martin vs JRR Tolkien battle. It got a lot of thumbs up, so we might see what the ERB crew can...
  23. Thread: Announcements

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    You need to appreciate the fact that the AI does not follow the rules. VH difficulty will change nothing from M because Hyrule's recruitment is based solely on how many recruitment slots it has. This...
  24. Thread: Announcements

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    Watch the first 2 episodes of the Lanaryu Campaign, they attacked me within 20 turns at least
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    Avoiding war with KoH is pretty much impossible, they are so aggresive to the player if you share a border with them.
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    That's Lanayru's main strength, their cav has good charge and good staying power, as opposed to say, dodongos whose charge is aweosme but can't melee attack.
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    I agree, my failure was due to a number of factors, mostly the combined might of the Goron and Hyrule. My own inexperience with dealing with such aggresiveness was also a factor, but the Lanayru...
  28. Re: Gripes with the Peter Jackson LotR and Hobbit films

    Hey, don't put Half Blood Prince and Fifty Shades in the same category, lets see how much worse the film is
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    It's mentioned several times in the Silmarillion that Morgoth corrupted men as they awoke in the First Age. Some of them, the Edain, heard rumours of the West and the Elves, so went west over Ered...
  30. Re: Gripes with the Peter Jackson Lotr and Hobbit films

    Indeed, and I personally I liked the whole group mechanic, they had Boromir teaching merry and Pippin to fight and stuff like that. it seemed epic, but more closed off than the epic battles and that...
  31. Re: Gripes with the Peter Jackson Lotr and Hobbit films

    Well after the Great Railing Depression, they were far to expensive for the richest guy in the North.
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    Re: Strategy basics, please help

    Gondor is the killer faction. I've seen people like SurrealBeliefs toast Mordor with the Divide and Conquer submod using his starting units and a Blitzkrieg style all out assault. Trouble is, if it's...
  33. Re: [Lotr Jokes and funny stuff] - One does not simply...

    Yep, pretty much sums it up lol.

    Especially the Wormtongue wannabe. You can't try to upstage Brad Dourif.
  34. Re: Gripes with the Peter Jackson Lotr and Hobbit films

    Agree that it was sensible to assume that they would head to laketown but I'll be damned if anyone can explain how they managed to get in through the front door with nobody seeing them.

    Also, if...
  35. Poll: Re: DCI: Last Alliance Total War - WIP. Map preview updated 16th March

    Never played that one before. Seems a bit :wub: honestly.
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    Re: Hyrule Warriors (New Zelda game, apparently)

    AND MOTHER:wub:ING EXPLOSIONS! And link would be played by Ben Affleck.
  37. Re: About to take the first step into Third Age: Total War, advice please.

    Wow, you need to disguise your jokes about early Rome 2 a little bit more Flinn! :)

    Welcome to the mod btw.
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    Re: Hyrule Warriors (New Zelda game, apparently)

    Not gonna lie....I do like that cape.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    That is some great news!
  40. Thread: Announcements

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    Well, Neph pushed the limits with what he had, this is the equivalent of the pill from Limitless. We could have unit healing like in Warscape (Worst part of Med 2), more units, everything! I expect...
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