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  1. Thread: Announcements

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    Falls to the ground and raises his arms in supplication to Nephalim.

    Gods bless you sir, god bless you! Can't wait to try out 3.7, installing now.

    Also Drazule, clearly you are a victim of...
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    Haven't installed it yet, but I'll get it installed at some point.
  3. Thread: Announcements

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    Well, fortunately my Lizalfos campaign hit a road block known only as the Ordona-Labrynna Pain Train so this is excellent news. Nice work Neph, I'll love to play these missions.
  4. Re: Allies camp in corner and refuse to attack

    If I told you that this Ai was a significant improvement on vanilla medieval 2, you can imagine what kind of retarded behavior they got up to in base game.
  5. Re: Empire and Republic (Updated Chapter 2 22/11)

    The sun was just beginning to set when the attack began. They were ambushing a large garrison that was moving up to Port Kaprea for the annual independence celebration, unfortunately for the garrison...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    I have an image of her beating Feanor in a 100m race and him pouting like a small child.
  7. Re: Empire and Republic (Updated Chapter 2 22/11)

    Silanus grunted as his sword clashed with the shield of his mentor. The ironclad warrior stood at least a foot taller than him and getting past the iron shield that was hitched to his arm was proving...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    It wouldn't surprise me Biggles, it seems far too cliche not to put in...
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    One line from RotK from the conversation between Shagrat and Gorbag mentions 'The bad old days of the Great Siege' or words to that extent. Now, the siege they are referring to is the seven year...
  10. Re: Empire and Republic (Updated Chapter 2 22/11)

    Thank you sir.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Well, you could understand some deaths in ROTK, one guy got hammered in the chest in Osgiliath, which is fair enough and Trolls are obviously going to smash puny humans like dolls.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    I'm sorry, but that pig is so adorable in it's armour. Look at his little adorable face, I just want to give it a big hug! :) Come on, couldn't you at least have a few more spikes or big ass tusks on...
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    Re: Faction - Sheikah Cadre

    You'd need some serious AI modding to get the Sheikah to follow such instructions Eldren, or complicated scripting. Still, damn good points.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    It's still a very good film, so I heartily recommend rewatching it.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    I hate you.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    No, Aragorn actually yelled fall back after he led the charge, with men still fighting on the battlements. The charge seemed rather pointless really as the only real way onto the battlements from...
  17. Re: The New Era ( Title needs work)

    Chapter 2: Reunion

    He had a thin greying beard, red eyes shining out of his head. He seemed to be the sort of man who wouldn’t just behead someone for no reason. Caius thought that it would...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Apart from the fact that the uruks are rushing through a small gap where arrow fire will destroy them, doing one volley and charging doesn't actually make much sense.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    Is it Steven Moffat writing Doctor Who? because that is terrifying (ly bad)?
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    At the end of Battle of the Five Armies.- "I'll be back!"

    Come on, it's worth a rep?
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    As opposed to knocking an orc of a balcony onto a convenient plank which catapults another orc twenty feet into the air, at the right height for Legolas to decapitate. Yeah, totally not as silly as...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    'The books can not be translated 1:1 into the movies'

    There is nothing wrong with that statement and none of the LotR films stayed exactly true to the books. However, lets look at what was...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    I don't know, he pulled in Thrain and an overused stock sound affect, I think Radagast would be a nice dessert.
  24. Re: The New Era ( Title needs work)

    Chapter 1: Caius

    Caius slowly trotted on his horse along the narrow dirt path. Behind him lay a long convoy, befitting the Ambassador to Amorta. A prestigious position for one of twenty five,...
  25. Re: The New Era ( little fantasy story)

    Prologue: The end of an Era

    The war was won. Upon the grey plains of Kastorgrow, Emperor Armius had fought for the future of humanity and he had won. He slowly sheathed his sword as all the...
  26. Empire and Republic (Updated Chapter 4 12th December)

    Hi there. Just a little side thing I've being doing during the time when I should probably be studying. I've always come up with little stories in my head and over my eighteen year life have compiled...
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Really....They couldn't even be bothered to sync his lips up with the scream, the scream comes before he gets dragged away! What the ass?
  28. Poll: Re: DCI: Last Alliance Total War - Faction symbols & banners preview update 29th Oct

    Awwww, you made him blush :)
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    Re: Third Age Total War 3.2 Help

    Frankly, finish up your campaign on 3.1 and then update to 3.2.
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    Re: Tolkien General Discussion II

    Also, Giant Spider and a God. I doubt they go too slowly. Also, Morgoth was probably trying to out run Ungoliant so he could get away from her and not have to pay his jewels. They might have gone so...
  31. Re: When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    As soon as I can record, school is slightly more recording friendly this year with my timetable. Hopefully there will be one up at some point next week, probably Thursday/Friday. I try to keep my...
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    Re: Majora's Mask on 3ds!

    Oh crap well with my current gaming skills I will never finish this.
  33. Re: When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    Depriving the world of my accent is like depriving the world of chocolate cake, you could live without it but you wouldn't want to.
  34. Re: When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    'salutes'
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    So death by troll is on the cards? And why wouldn't I be surprised if this particular troll was the dad of the one in FotR.
  36. Re: When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    Nope, because in updating to 3.6, it renders the Goron save incompatible.
  37. Re: When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    Totally new upload, using your submod and the 3.6 patch. We are back, business as usual. And this time I don't intend to be leaving so suddenly.
  38. Thread: Announcements

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    Come now Shazaam, we can all agree that Gangrel was a fantastically three dimensional character, yes sir, he certainly did not do evil things such as

    1) Execute relative of hero using a very...
  39. When you go down to the woods today...a Lizalfos LP

    So....the time has come for a new campaign. We start off this campaign with no settlements, an incredibly rubbish military line of buildings and an economy about as strong as North Korea.
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    Re: The Hobbit Trilogy 2012-2014

    Oh yeah, another book/film that they split in two for no apparent reason.
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