Hehe, I thought that was trivial :P
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Your fb link still works btw, but its ok, I like Evanescence too :P
I also tried your true story of Islam on people :shifty:
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EDIT: sorry for the double post, I figured someone would post in the last half hour
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Spawn on island
Stranger: hi
You: Punch trees
Stranger: :)
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http://cardassia.omegle.com/static/tagline.png
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi
You: spawn on island
Stranger: Ih
You: punch trees
You: build house
You: run from exploding green penis
Stranger: AH
You: dig for diamonds
Stranger: Is this a text adventure?
You: find more exploding green penis
Stranger: I hate these :wub:ing things
Stranger: so boring
You: exploding green penis chase me
Stranger: I can do this too dude
You: exploding green penis blow up lava wall
You: i die
You: i respawn
Stranger: Im all hopped on coke and ready to roll
You: i spawn on island
Stranger: wait
You: i punch trees
Stranger: wait
You: build house
Stranger: wait
You: run from exploding green penis
Stranger: No i lost it
You: g2g
Stranger: Yay
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+1 internets.
(P.S. i beat qwop once.)
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Sorry for double post, but:
This one's pretty good.Quote:
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Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: THANK YOU FOR CALLING U.S. PRIME CREDIT MY NAME PEGGY!
Stranger: What the hell can anyone on here be serious?????
You: Yes!
Stranger: Your a dumbass......
You: Yes!
Stranger: im going to kill you
You: Ohhhh I give you big trucker cap,make you look good for ladies!
Stranger: later :wub:
You: Happy Time!!
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was having a great talk on influence of Monomer sequence distribution on the Infared spectra of Styrene copolymers with this guy, until
Stranger: so what do u look like?
Oh, Omegle...
EDIT: full convo
Stranger: hi 20 male California
You: 17 female Rhode Island
You: Hi
Stranger: im
Stranger: matt
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: Laura, same
Stranger: whats up?
You: You at USC?
Stranger: nah lol
You: not in school? :P
Stranger: no im in college
Stranger: just not USC
You: (i know there is more than just USC, just the way you said it :P)
Stranger: yeah lolz
Stranger: high school for u?
You: Yea
Stranger: senior?
You: Though Im graduating soon so... yay
Stranger: niceee!
Stranger: must feel good
You: Such a burden to be lifeted
You: lifted8
Stranger: yup!
Stranger: u going to college next year?
You: Yep
You: though where i dont know yet
You: get my letters soon though
Stranger: cool, what are ur options?
You: I applied for USC, thinking about a florida school too, and a few others here and there
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: good luck!
You: thanks
You: what is your major?
Stranger: chemical engineering
Stranger: what do u want to do?
You: Political Science
Stranger: oh nice, thats what my brother is doing
You: So cehm engineering, would you know anything about the influence of Monomer sequence distribution on the Infared spectra of Styrene copolymers?
Stranger: im not really familiar why?
Stranger: lol
You: plastics lol
Stranger: yeah thats what i figured
You: Its where the big bucks come from, from what ive seen :P
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: so what do u look like?
You: Im about 5'8, brown hair, brown eyes lol
Stranger: very nicee
Stranger: do u have a pic?
You: somewhere lol
Stranger: wat?
You: I mean, of course I have pictures of myself lol, but not like.. handy lol
Stranger: oh like none u can send me?
You: Well... let me see
Stranger: ook
Stranger: ?
You: old on lol
Stranger: ook :D
Stranger: u still there?
You: Yes, uploading one
Stranger: ok cool
You: http://img839.imageshack.us/i/pictureza.jpg/
Stranger: very cute :D
Stranger: heres me
Stranger: http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7812549_n.jpg
You: Nice shirt
Stranger: thnks
Stranger: u there?
You: yea, but I need to go
Stranger: ook
You: good luck with your degree
My first experience with this. :laughter:Quote:
Stranger: hi thete
You: Congratulations you are my first conversational partner
Stranger: are u from california
You: I am not
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Now to find some fun conversations.
Edit: And my second:
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Stranger: hey
You: howdy ho
Stranger: :wub:
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Well, that convo didnt last long...Quote:
Stranger: i want your babies
You: I have 17 kids already, sorry.
No idea, but this seems a better one...
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You: Dont patronise me son!
Stranger: dont tell me how tolive my life!
You: I didnt, im a nija turle.
You: Not ninja.
Stranger: cool story bro, got time to tell it again?
You: No, gotta go the white power meeting.
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A relatively odd conversation that just happened. :hmm::laughter:Quote:
Stranger: hi
You: howdy ho
Stranger: what time is it where you are
You: it is 09:31 if my little clock is to be believed
You: yourself
Stranger: 131 am
Stranger: but i believe my clock
You: I don't believe mine
You: he dabbles in drugs
You: not to be trusted
You: it just looks.... Shifty
Stranger: theres some great rehab programs id look into if i were you
You: I would however I've never caught him and thus can't prove it
Stranger: its called tough love
You: although he is a drug using clock, he is a smart one
You: but how can I send him away
You: There is a good clock in there somewhere!
You: I just have to find it
You: but how....
You: I beseech you stranger, TELL ME?
Stranger: i know its hard jessica, ive gone through this same thing
Stranger: you just have to buckle down, send him away and know that when he returns, he'll be cured of his addictions
Stranger: and both of you will be better...people/appliances because of it
You: but..
You: but how will I tell the time?
Stranger: shhh shh
Stranger: its going to be ok
Stranger: i promise
You: really?
You: can I come to you for the time?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i have clocks and watches and even cellular telephones that all have the time, precise down to the minute
You: then it is for the best, I must pack him up for rehab and hope he returns a better clock, a fun loving one that enjoyed every milisecond and keeping it perfect
You: this shadow of a once great time piece is chewing me up
Stranger: i know jess, i know
Stranger: you deserve better though, always remember that
You: Can you tell him, Dave?
Stranger: it has to be you
Stranger: he needs to hear it from a loved one
You: Damnit Dave I can't go through with it
You: You have to help me!
Stranger: i will help you
Stranger: ill be here every step of the way
Stranger: for any kind of support and comfort i can offer in these difficult times
You: My life will feel so empty not knowing the time
Stranger: ill be here for you
You: Thank you Dave, I must go pack his bags
Stranger: good luck
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@'Gunny
Seriously d00d, stop doing stuff like that, its really, REALLY creepy.
Unless Gunny is secretly bipolar :surprise:
Lol
I think he meant word by the way.Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hoho!
You: no you
Stranger: alright.
Stranger: notice how many people on here ask for asl?
Stranger: i consider this pathetic
You: yes
Stranger: i laid into a few of them
Stranger: then noticed i was totally wasting my time
Stranger: so
Stranger: sup?
You: asl? lol
Stranger: sigh
You: seriously nothing, just bored
Stranger: uhuh
You: and you sir?
Stranger: looking for someone interesting on here
Stranger: me?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i suppose i'm looking for a conversation really
Stranger: noone on here matches my level of intelligence, so far i havn't managed to have a decent discussion at all
You: anyone looking for anything else is a retard, i doubt many if any people have hooked up from omegle
Stranger: have seen a few ridiculous people
Stranger: been on for 45mins..
Stranger: "horny schoolgirl"
Stranger: and.. a few 15 year old boys
Stranger: pretty disgusting
You: yes
Stranger: what happened to just
Stranger: .. like
Stranger: porn
Stranger: sigh
Stranger: facepalm
You: you find whores in bars and clubs, not the internet
You: and if you get off talking to dudes pretending to be schoolgirls, i can see why you don't get any
Stranger: i know, i was explaining this to a few people but they just disconnected
Stranger: about how these 'teen girls'
Stranger: are just :wub:ing gay members of anon
Stranger: wanting to fap
You: yes, pathetic, quite pathetic
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: aggrivating
You: yes, come on here when bored, and have to go through 40 idiots who ask asl and then disconnect before you get anyone to talk to
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: had a decent conversation with a guy who eats cones
Stranger: you know like ice cream cones
You: who doesn't
Stranger: just the cones
Stranger: crazy guy
You: oh, yes
Stranger: good grammar though
You: hmm
Stranger: never let those asl boobies take control..
You: never let them? they've had control from the start
Stranger: gonna try at least..
Stranger: give them a chance maybe.. i suppose
You: yes
Stranger: you kinda have to..
Stranger: up to them is it, though?
You: every loser eventually finds someone, or dies alone wearing a batman suit
Stranger: btw, read the first letter of the last 5 lines i sent you
Zing!