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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
I almost read this as "who should play her" instead of "who should play her dad"...I mean, I'd still watch Zach Galifianakis play Cleopatra.
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
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Originally Posted by
irontaino
I almost read this as "who should play her" instead of "who should play her dad"...I mean, I'd still watch Zach Galifianakis play Cleopatra.
This would definitely cause immediately an international affair. ;)
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
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Originally Posted by
irontaino
I almost read this as "who should play her" instead of "who should play her dad"...I mean, I'd still watch Zach Galifianakis play Cleopatra.
Hahahaha, same thing happened to me and I thought RV was being sarcastic. After all, how can we be sure Cleopatra was not a homosexual, transgender biological male?
So why not have Stamos play Cleopatra and Galyfianakis her dad?
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
We don't need modern sensitive effeminates like Zach or John. We need a real man with real chesthair for the role.
Let's just use processor power to plaster Aristoteles "Telly" Savalas' face (and chest!) over some noob actors face.
Who's your daddy,Cleopatra...
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
I couldn't care lees about this film, but...
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alhoon
The same actress that plays Cleopatra, in male regalia and a touch of make-up and computer graphics of course! After 12 generations of mostly inbreeding (or completely inbreeding) they would be discernable only by beard.
Lady Gaga for Ptolemy XII!
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Sar1n
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LaMuerte
We don't need modern sensitive effeminates like Zach or John. We need a real man with real chesthair for the role.
Let's just use processor power to plaster Aristoteles "Telly" Savalas' face (and chest!) over some noob actors face.
Who's your daddy,Cleopatra...
https://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/produ...hoto-Print.jpg
An obvious choice! :thumbsup2 +rep
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
Hank Azaria could make a great Ptolemy, but AJ just needs to be Cleo. Sorry Lady Gaga.
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Yo...2cd5abac97a76b
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
Tony Sirico should play Caesar
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
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Settra
Tony Sirico should play Caesar
Hah! Nice. Maybe he should be Mark Antony instead, though, because he has that sort of meatheaded jock type of attitude (and I could definitely see him being toyed with by a seductive woman like Cleopatra). He doesn't exactly carry the same gravitas and dignitas of Gaius Julius Caesar, who put on a rather stoic and humble face in public despite his clearly rabid and unquenchable ambitions. Given his outstanding role as Nikita Khrushchev in that Death of Stalin movie, I stick with my original choice for Caesar: Steve Buscemi. :surprise:
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
Jesus. I just tried imagining Buscemi pulling out the "Et tu, Brute?" moment the same way Hinds did in Rome, and ended up laughing for a minute non-stop.
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
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Sar1n
Jesus. I just tried imagining Buscemi pulling out the "Et tu, Brute?" moment the same way Hinds did in Rome, and ended up laughing for a minute non-stop.
"Am I the only professional here?" - Gaius Julius Caesar, 44 BC :surprise:
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
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Roma_Victrix
"Am I the only professional here?" - Gaius Julius Caesar, 44 BC :surprise:
Well, to be fair, he was.
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
James Purefoy as Marc Antony, don`t dare to use someone else.
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
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Morifea
James Purefoy as Marc Antony, don`t dare to use someone else.
https://i.imgur.com/ujFWuZG.png
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Marc Antony: I'm glad you're so confident. Some would call it hubris.
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Caesar: It's only hubris if I fail.
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
Danny Devito
Nah it should be a British actor. You can't have a movie set in the ancient times without British people larping as Italians.
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
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Lord Oda Nobunaga
Danny Devito
Nah it should be a British actor. You can't have a movie set in the ancient times without British people larping as Italians.
GOD/ZEUS SAVE THE QUEEN/BASILEIA (βασιλεία)!!!
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
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Roma_Victrix
GOD/ZEUS SAVE THE QUEEN/BASILEIA (βασιλεία)!!!
More like:
"Jupiter's cock! Remove from :wub:ing sight before I remove :wub:ing head!"
Why do we need another Cleopatra movie anyway? They are just going to screw it up, either get the story from Shakespeare or some horrible mishmash from various sources, and then have the same conclusion as every other attempt to make this a movie.
Just watch the Liz Taylor film. If just for the fact that it has expensive set pieces, Rex Harris and Richard Burton.
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Re: Upcoming Cleopatra film, who should play her dad: Zach Galifianakis or John Stamos?
Galifianakis is a satyr, and while satyroi did often play the aulos, I don't think he would be close to the ptolemies - he seems to be more the phocid type, into melting all the silver at Delphi to pay mercenaries in the war lost to Alexander's father.