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Meh.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: like bud?
Stranger: m/f
You: pervert?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: nope
You: gotcha
You: perv
Stranger: im a girl
You: alright
You: this makes the situation diffrent
Stranger: :)
You: perv girl
Stranger: huahhhhhhaaaahhhaaaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
just a small effort.
what?
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: from,
Stranger: asl
Stranger: india
You: Nice, doctor?
Stranger: m/f
You: I seen Slumdog millionair
You: Misa things India in tip top shape
Stranger: u live in india
You: Miiiisa does yyess
Stranger: r u female
You: hmmmm
You: yar
You: why you ask?
Stranger: bcoz i am m
Stranger: city
You: Bombay
Stranger: wer in bombay
You: The slops
Stranger: i live in dadar
You: Nice
Stranger: name
You: Micha
Stranger: nice name
You: thanks, yours?
Stranger: armann
You: old?
Stranger: r u on facebook
You: yesh
Stranger: can u add me
You: add me yar plzz
You: http://www.facebook.com/people/Micah...00000541672488
Stranger: mine is blocked for 7 days
You: huh?
You: was that?
Stranger: armann khan is my name
Stranger: sharukh9292@gmail.com
Stranger: this is my email id
You: Alright, "nods"
Stranger: send me request i am waiting for your request
You: will do in some minutes
Stranger: r u there
You: yes
You: waiting for mother to get away
You: she must not mind my relation with strangers
Stranger: oh! sorry
Stranger: have u sent request
You: not yet
Stranger: i am waiting
You: me to for my mum to get away
You: to sent request
You: she close by
Stranger: ok
Stranger: send me afterwards
You: will do yar
Stranger: ok my friend
You: call me girl
Stranger: wats ur email id
You: micha@hotmail.in
Stranger: now we r friends
You: ^-^
Stranger: ur mom gone or not
You: almost
You: she going to market
Stranger: then send me request
You: yes
Stranger: why r u taking so much time to type
You: sorry :(
You: but a boy with no patience I do not want
You: bye
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
^Ouch
Ulyaoth, ever play Minecraft :surprise:
You: Hey
You: May I pay you for your services?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: if you give me 123456789 €
You: Then it is a yes
You: I am a slumdog millionair
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: everything i know i learned on sesamestreet
You: He there
Stranger: hi
You: may I pay you for your services?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: huh
Stranger: what you mean
You: I am willing to make large investments in your stock
Stranger: huh
You: See its like this
Stranger: ..
You: If I'm lucky enough to find you being a :wub: money donkey chances are my investments in you will turn into profit!
Stranger: i really dont get it -.-
You: No worries sir
Stranger: ima girl
You: this is not a scam I swear
You: then girl
Stranger: scam
Stranger: whats that
You: Its people trying to get money of others, taking it
Stranger: owke?
You: Many do this
You: you must have got scam e-mails
You: from gmail accounts and such
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: i got it yea
You: what I offer you is a limit time offer
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: my money is worthless for you ;)
You: we both could be rich
Stranger: i got euro's not dollars
Stranger: WOOT
You: I'll convert
Stranger: and btw
Stranger: this is a scam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I guess she found out to soon for me to put things in motion. I know its totally not a scam just letting it look LIKE I'm trying to scam.
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: make a wish
Stranger: m/f
You: wish me to be f
You: and it shall be granted
Stranger: okay
You: granted, your now talking to a girl
Stranger: so your a f
You: Yes you wishes it didn't you O_O
Stranger: i wish you r a horney girl
You: Granted as well
You: your now talking to quit the horney girl on omegle
Stranger: an i also wish you give me your msn add
You: This is also granted as well without refusel
You: my msn is
You: micha@live.in
Stranger: an how old r u
You: how old do you wish me to be?
You: I might have to corrupt the wish
Stranger: first how old r u
You: pick a number and I shall say up or down
Stranger: 1
You: up
Stranger: h2
Stranger: 2
You: up up
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 4
You: upper
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 8
You: supper
Stranger: 89
You: closer
Stranger: 12
You: up
Stranger: 13
You: up
Stranger: 14
You: up
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 15
You: you said that aleady
You: well well
You: 15
You: getting warmer there boy
Stranger: 16
You: you like fighting for your main prize don't you?
You: do you want me delivered to you at your house packed or unpacked?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
desperate guy
Oh god I have found such a funny way of doing this, I'm doing this lol, the reactions I have been getting are too funny lol.......
My friend captured a video where one guy was dancing funny. I've it phone! I might upload it in Youtube.
Stranger: horny girl?
You: I'm horny!
Stranger: are you female
You: later
Stranger: why later?
You: just later ok?
Stranger: please explain
You: can't you understand?
Stranger: no
You: Can't you really understand?
Stranger: youre a pre-op
You: oh well I have a penis LOL
OMEGLE IS THE BEST SITE EVER FOR TROLLING.
this is the picture i gave for myself...
http://www.gals4free.net/pornstars/b...peternorth.jpg
Quote:
Stranger: ur not :wub:in 16
You: yes i am
Stranger: ur like 30
You: i like facebook and ipods.. i am 16
You: only if you want me to be
You: ;)
Stranger: w/e byee
You: I LVOE YOU!!!!
You: U R MINE!!!
You: I OWN U!!!
You: let your mom o on now
Take out those links or you will be heavily infracted.!!!
lol u are right...
this was fun :laughter: here is my chat
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You should tell them the real story of Islam :P