Invisibility in the dark.
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Invisibility in the dark.
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The ability to phase through objects...while swimming.
Captain Obvious:
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The ability to win youtube arguments
The ability to look cool.
The abillity to kill people with one strike, but only works on already dead people.
The ability to control animals, but only kiwis. And you can't control Kiwis in New Zealand, because the whole country is like kryptonite.
The ability to talk at 35 kHz. Have fun as a human dog whistle I guess.
The ability to sell anything. For a penny.
Lasercock! to fire lasers from your wang only when you have to whizz.
The ability to hit the bullseye every time you throw a dart.
The ability to know all....that has already been discovered.
That's not useless, i'd love that power for my exams :P.
the ability to talk to animals...but you don't understand what they reply.
The ability to teleport yourself, but only into a prison cell or in front of something dangerous.
the ability to shoot laser from your eyes... as long as you are looking at girls!
ability to see what happens 10 hours from now...when you are already sleeping.
If anyone says meat vision they are not a man. I did an essay last year where the promt was "If you could have a super power what would it be?". I wrote 3 whole pages on the merits of meat vision. needless to say i got an 85 on it :)
The ability to moderate an internet forum.