Now we have a "Gibraltar is Spanish"
and "Gibraltar is British" group,
fighting over a piece of rock. But they are all wrong. That piece of rock rightfully belongs to the Apache Nation who were the first to leave their horse shite on the shore! Well, not the Apache Nation, but their pre-pre-predecessor who came from the glorious empire of Atlantis which was submerged... nevermind. We will combat both of those evil hordes who want to usurp our sacred motherland! We will take down both! For 6.8 square kms! For country! For honour! For Coyote, the Monster-Slayer-Sex-God!