Welcome you oldies! You has beens! Sit down and enjoy my Whiskey Bar and Wine Cellar to your hears content!
Are the drinks cheaper here?
Unlimited free drinks for members... Tacticalwithdrawal is limited to his body weight in liters per day otherwise no limit
Unlimited free drinks?
And golden buckets to puke it with newbs to carry them away and wash the floor immedietally! Drink away old ones like there was no tommorrow and to give you an excuse to forget yesterday! ***pushes Lagavulin 24 years towards Farnan****
Well, finally Asty gets his own private rooms, where the only odour strong enough to distract members from the overbearing smell of stale booze will the delightful waft of bull droppings..
Oh and make sure to check Tac's pockets before you do the official weighing..
*Lusted drops into a luxurious chair with a pint of Harveys beer in one hand*
So....when do the high class female dancers arrive?
About 5 minutes after the strippers leave.
Forget the girls, there's plenty of that back home. Just hook me up with the drinks and keep em coming.
Everyone here looks young to me