Asterix's Old Timers Club

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  1. Obi Wan Asterix
    Obi Wan Asterix
    Welcome you oldies! You has beens! Sit down and enjoy my Whiskey Bar and Wine Cellar to your hears content!
  2. imb39
    imb39
    Are the drinks cheaper here?
  3. Obi Wan Asterix
    Obi Wan Asterix
    Unlimited free drinks for members... Tacticalwithdrawal is limited to his body weight in liters per day otherwise no limit
  4. Farnan
    Farnan
    Unlimited free drinks?

    Sounds good.
  5. Obi Wan Asterix
    Obi Wan Asterix
    And golden buckets to puke it with newbs to carry them away and wash the floor immedietally! Drink away old ones like there was no tommorrow and to give you an excuse to forget yesterday! ***pushes Lagavulin 24 years towards Farnan****
  6. Halie Satanus
    Halie Satanus
    Well, finally Asty gets his own private rooms, where the only odour strong enough to distract members from the overbearing smell of stale booze will the delightful waft of bull droppings..

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NPiGJBHVadA

    Oh and make sure to check Tac's pockets before you do the official weighing..
  7. Lusted
    Lusted
    *Lusted drops into a luxurious chair with a pint of Harveys beer in one hand*

    So....when do the high class female dancers arrive?
  8. Farnan
    Farnan
    About 5 minutes after the strippers leave.
  9. Trajan
    Trajan
    Forget the girls, there's plenty of that back home. Just hook me up with the drinks and keep em coming.
  10. Wild Bill Kelso
    Wild Bill Kelso
    Everyone here looks young to me
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