As promised, here is your big field with grass and all that: It's a bit dry... But it's big and roomy! And here's your new girlfriend: The little girl is your new girlfriends dinner. And she will demand sex atleast 3 times a day. The pony... Not the child...
This isn't what you promised at all. I want my money back!
NO DEAL! Look at all that grass! Doesn't it look deliciously tanned? And the pony, it's not fat at all!
I was expecting a green pasture and a cartoon pony! Give me that or I will release those photo's from your phone!
Alright then... Here's your new pony: He's very homosexual, so I'm sure you'll love him. And here's some paint: Feel free to paint all the grass green.
A female pony. Choose from the cast of the show plz
Rainbow Dash I think..?
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_..._Is_Magic_Wiki Pic from here, just no young ones.
Alright, alright. I got one of them to agree. The frog is also gonna come. Apparently, they both fancy eachother so the frog is not up for discussion. The frog is really into a threesome so it's gonna be alright anyways I think.
The frog dies. Anyways, not just give me a grass block so it will all grow minecraft style
There's just no pleasing you, is there? Happy!?
Yes. Now excuse me, killing the frog made me in the mood for a with Twilight! Ponydude away!
I'm bored. Send Rainbow Dash and rarity. Also, if it's not too much, give Dash a custom made attachable external Phallus.
What kind of creepy pedophile bullcrap is this?
Why don't you ask the pedophile
It's not Pedophilia, it's PONYPHILIA!
That's a whole other kettle of fish.
Anyways, SHIDEL!
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
OH YES YES YES YES
