Pray, young padawans. Pray for TWC. TWC watches over us, it is our creator and our father, pray for it!
Ehm... I was asked to join this, and I understand your point - nothing offensive, really -, but my answer is... "No". May religion and TWC be different things, both important (in a way, referring to TWC - religion is important for sure).
Thanks for reading etc., have a nice day and so on,
Why so serious Da Goofy?
TWC, our God and creator, may you bless this Nikos for his prayer.
HELL TWC! HAAAAAAIL!
Do we get to wear special monastic robes? Will there be special treasures buried in a secret chamber beneath the headquarters?
I bloody well hope so
Do we have to molest choir boys?
Oh damn wrong church.
i swear on total war's name and pour out hennessy
Can we sacrifice something? anything as long as it bleeds. Not enough sacrifices in religion anymore. Say maybe goats? or retired modders?
Bless you all in the light of TWC. I must admit I belong to another sect and will not denounce the Kong for any other. I think the Church of TWC can be a brother in faith with the Worship of Kong. Peace be apon you all and may the shade of the Kong bring you peace as you find your way to the light of TWC.
(I have had much practice in idolizing a false god. Its tons of fun)