The Democratic Peoples Republic of Zoland

The Democratic Peoples Republic of Zolland
Dear leader President Bobby-Ray Chickensworth meets all foreign dignitaries here.

The Official flag of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Zolland

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Name of Faction: The Democratic peoples republic of Zolland.
Government Type: Socialist republic
Official Language(s): slurred incomprehensible words, that slightly resemble English
Official Currency: Mullah
Name of Capital: Donald
National Anthem: this --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQUlr4Xc3s
Faction Leader: the first democratically elected leader of The Democratic Peoples Republic is the great Billy Ray Chickensworth
Official Religion(s): Mormanism
Faction Color: (red: 67, green: 110, blue: 238)

Allies
Spain
Turkmenistan
Egypt
Malta
Finland
Southern Gate
United Baronies
Great Bohemian Empire

willing to trust/be allies
Japan

Displeased
France

Hated by every Zollandian
Crete
Byzantium

And many messengers arrived at the gates, and their spokesman spoke, saying: Peace with you, we have come to request trade.

We agree to your trade.

The Prophet Barachel in Zolland




And it came to pass, that Barachel, the prophet, went onto the road to the lands of Zoland. And he arrived in Zoland and he spoke, saying:
"Behold, the great capital of Zoland lies out of reach, it has been taken away! This judgement came over you, because there was not a single soul in the city, who truly devoted himself to the One who is true. Change your ways! Repent!"

Everywhere he came, Barachel spoke these words, in every city and every town.

There is no Crete for me to to defend or for you to destroy.We have no reason to fight each other now.Let us make peace.

On behalf of the entire Santorini league, we agree to peace. You know our terms.

Hawks carry a letter to President Chickensworth.

Once again as neighbours, it would be wise for us to agree on some borders. The Crimea and Macedon are Zolland's, we have no desire to move into those territories and will respect your influence in them. Our claims are the territory north of the Crimea that border the Dnieper River, and what used to be the old kingdom of Epirus.

As a token of our goodwill, we present these gifts of medicinal herbs, jewellery and a compilation of our greatest playwright's works.

We accept your offer, as we did before.

Trade and alliance accepted. *Ambassador raises glass* to long years of a fruitful friendship!

A Delegation from the Polish Commonwealth Arrives with an Invitation to the Royal Court at Wilanów