How bout them dawgz
A materialist consumer who lives an Epicurean lifestyle and enjoys the company of loose women. I'm not in a Fraternity but Im intrigued by ethics and could use an outlet to channel my humanitarian spirit in something powerful. Fraternities are a good way to do that and look down on others while I do it. Will I join one? Probably.
"polo user"? lol what are you, a frat boy?