Greeting old stick! I know you have been rather busy, but just wanted to see how you were doing and all that...
Hope all is well old gun....just wishing you well sir...and all that dribble.
Well sir I hope you consider my message...old bean.
Oh many thanks good sir. You have my sword old bean. Fine ports are always a good idea sir. Never too lengthy but straight away to be sure. Au revoir.
Welcome to our Society old stick, do introduce yourself in the new members room wont you? plenty of Port ans Stilton for the connoisseur sir
Hello old bean you have applied you join the duffers sir, do I know you from somewhere old bean and why would you like to join our society sir, PM me if you prefer sir!